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		<title>Funny phone calls: bank employees who don&#8217;t know their employers&#8217; shortsale policies</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/10/funny-phone-calls-bank-employees-who-dont-know-their-employers-shortsale-policies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following is a conversation I just had with an Ocwen employee regarding a shortsale I am negotiating: Me: I received your letter rejecting the offer because of the closing costs. I&#8217;ve called about this before so I need clarification. Employee: &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/10/funny-phone-calls-bank-employees-who-dont-know-their-employers-shortsale-policies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>SEO telemarketers are the biggest idiots ever</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/09/seo-telemarketers-are-the-biggest-idiots-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny phone calls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my blog ranks well in search engines for Philadelphia real estate consumers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just had the following conversation with a telemarketer from &#8220;Our Biz Space&#8221;: Idiot: I was just checking your website to see if it matches search engine criteria, and your website is ranking low for keywords. Are you aware of this? &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/09/seo-telemarketers-are-the-biggest-idiots-ever/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Two things my clients remember about me: my great service, and my sucky car</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/06/two-things-my-clients-remember-about-me-my-great-service-and-my-sucky-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny phone calls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official, most if not all of my clients for the past four years remember an occasion when my car failed me. They clearly remember because it usually happened while I was helping them buy or sell their home. Take &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/06/two-things-my-clients-remember-about-me-my-great-service-and-my-sucky-car/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I want to buy or rent a home, but I don&#8217;t have any money</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/06/i-want-to-buy-or-rent-a-home-but-i-dont-have-any-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 14:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[First-time homebuyers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[how much money do I need to move?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This seemed to be the theme yesterday as I answered questions from people who sounded serious about finding a new place to live. I&#8217;m not sure why people think they don&#8217;t need money to move, but I&#8217;m here to let &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/06/i-want-to-buy-or-rent-a-home-but-i-dont-have-any-money/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>New rules for people who leave messages: Stop answering like you&#8217;re avoiding the bill collectors</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/05/new-rules-for-people-who-leave-messages-stop-answering-like-youre-avoiding-the-bill-collectors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 18:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This new rule is going to apply to the general real estate consumer public, as well as agents/brokers. My voicemail is very detailed, so when you call my office or cellphone, you&#8217;re know exactly who you&#8217;ve reached. I&#8217;m also very &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/05/new-rules-for-people-who-leave-messages-stop-answering-like-youre-avoiding-the-bill-collectors/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny client stories: Taking me to dinner</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/05/funny-client-stories-taking-me-to-dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/05/funny-client-stories-taking-me-to-dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 15:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny phone calls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I need to run a contest to see which agent has the funniest clients. I swear I would win hands down. Following is a conversation I had with a seller this morning after I gave him an update &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/05/funny-client-stories-taking-me-to-dinner/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to make sure a real estate agent will ignore your email</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/04/how-to-make-sure-a-real-estate-agent-will-ignore-your-email/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/04/how-to-make-sure-a-real-estate-agent-will-ignore-your-email/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 19:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny phone calls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newbie investors are a funny bunch. I should know because I used to be one. Luckily, I was a real estate agent before I started investing, so I already knew how to work with real estate agents. But every once &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/04/how-to-make-sure-a-real-estate-agent-will-ignore-your-email/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mondays are great for funny phone calls</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/03/mondays-are-great-for-funny-phone-calls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/03/mondays-are-great-for-funny-phone-calls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 19:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got a call from a for rent sign for a client. Here&#8217;s how it went&#8230; Caller: I&#8217;m calling about your rental on XXX. Is it still available? I&#8217;d like to see it. Me: Yes, that house is still &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/03/mondays-are-great-for-funny-phone-calls/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to tell that a real estate agent is clueless</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/02/how-to-tell-that-a-real-estate-agent-is-clueless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/02/how-to-tell-that-a-real-estate-agent-is-clueless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 18:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got off the phone with a listing agent representing a property one of my clients made an offer on. The property is overpriced by about $25K, and has been on the market for over 200 days. My clients &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2011/02/how-to-tell-that-a-real-estate-agent-is-clueless/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Just received what is probably the worst telemarketing call ever</title>
		<link>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2010/10/just-received-what-is-probably-the-worst-telemarketing-call-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2010/10/just-received-what-is-probably-the-worst-telemarketing-call-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raquel Mangual</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny phone calls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[generating leads]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me: Hello this is Raquel Caller: Hi Raquel, you do shortsales right? Me: Yes sir, how can I help you today? Caller: Well, I&#8217;m an IT guy, and I invested in a company that collected shortsale leads. They went out &#8230; <a href="http://www.raquelsellsphillyhomes.com/2010/10/just-received-what-is-probably-the-worst-telemarketing-call-ever/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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